Platform Over Function

Big Tech Loses, Oral Exams

A couple decades after its launch, Facebook has been held accountable by juries for its addictive and otherwise damaging qualities. “A New Mexico jury on Tuesday found that Meta exposed minors to harmful content, including online solicitation, sexually explicit content and human trafficking under consumer-protection laws. Within 24 hours, a Los Angeles jury issued a verdict in a similar case, saying Meta and YouTube contributed to mental-health issues of a 20-year-old woman, Kaley G.M., because of the addictive nature of its products.” What is different about these cases is that instead of targeting the content on these sites which has been protected by Section 230 of the 1996 Communications Decency Act, plaintiffs went after the actual design of the products themselves. The damages hardly amount to a rounding error for a company like Meta, but the success of the new legal strategy will undoubtedly lead to a slew of new cases, some of which are already in progress, leading many to ask the question posed by the WSJ (Gift Article): Do Back-to-Back Courtroom Losses Herald Meta’s ‘Big Tobacco’ Moment?

+ Regardless of where you come down on the merits of these particular cases, or whether you think social media product designs can legitimately be distinguished from speech, there’s no doubt that these sites and apps are designed to use every trick and tech to compete with equally well-armed competitors to capture and hold as much of your attention (and often mis-informed outrage) as possible. While the old-school sites like Facebook have evolved into corporations that are willing to deploy addictive products because share price trumps the public good, newer products like the prediction markets have been quite intentionally built from the ground up to use every technique from Vegas to Silicon Valley to get you hooked. However these cases proceed, it’s hard not to think that what’s being fought out in courtrooms is actually yesterday’s battle, since users are already shifting their attention to artificial intelligence — and with the size of the bets corporations, investors, big banks, and others are making on this next big thing, the pressure to addict you (and the tech to do so) is more powerful than it’s ever been. Is this big tech’s tobacco moment? It may not matter. Big tech has already rolled up smokes that are way stronger, and we’re all lining up to take a puff.

+ NYT (Gift Article): What to Know About the Social Media Addiction Trials.

+ Om Malik on the political forces driving the cases, and what they might mean in terms of actual change. Meta’s May Day. “Underneath the political theater, the structural demands are real. And if a judge grants even a portion of them, they could change daily life for two billion people.” (Give or take a couple billion, that’s exactly what I feel I’ve done with NextDraft...)

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Call Stall

“The kids are a little different here in Greystones. In 2023, the Irish seaside town just south of Dublin launched a grass-roots initiative led by local parents, school principals and community members to loosen the grip of technology on their younger kids by adopting a voluntary ‘no smart devices’ code and supporting it with workshops and social events. Three years later, no one in Greystones claims to have cured the ills of modern technology. But they’ve learned that they can’t do anything about it one child at a time. Only a townwide effort could defang the kids’ ‘everyone else has one’ argument.’ ‘With social media, it’s a collective thing,’ said Jennifer Whitmore, a member of Irish parliament and a Greystones mother of four. ‘Addressing it in a clustered manner is the way to go.’” NYT (Gift Article): A Phone-Free Childhood? One Irish Village Is Making It Happen. (Wait, how do they execute family-wide group orders on DoorDash...)

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Blockade Blocks Aid

“The U.S. oil blockade on Cuba is fast exhausting the country’s supply of fuel, causing daily blackouts, food shortages, canceled classes and black-market gas prices approaching $40 a gallon. It is also crippling Cuba’s universal health care system, a state institution once considered a triumph for a poor nation, but is now struggling to provide basic care. In interviews, six Cuban doctors said that rapidly deteriorating conditions at hospitals and clinics across Cuba were causing deaths that would otherwise be preventable.” In theory, this blockade is intended to weaken the current government and ultimately make life better for Cubans. That was also part of the reasoning for the war in Iran. But somehow, things don’t always seem to work out for the citizens supposedly being helped. NYT (Gift Article): Cuban Patients Are Dying Because of U.S. Blockade, Doctors Say.

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Asking for Oral

“It’s a testing method as old as Socrates and making a comeback in the AI age. A growing number of college professors say they are turning to oral exams, and combining a variety of old-fashioned and cutting-edge techniques, to help address a crisis in higher education. ‘You won’t be able to AI your way through an oral exam,’ says Schaffer, who introduced the oral defense last semester.” Perfect homework, blank stares: Why colleges are turning to oral exams to combat AI.

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Extra, Extra

+ God Help Us: “Let every round find its mark against the enemies of righteousness and our great nation ... Give them wisdom in every decision, endurance for the trial ahead, unbreakable unity, and overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy.” At Pentagon Christian service, Hegseth prays for violence ‘against those who deserve no mercy.’ (This guy is like Robert McNamara speaking in tongues.) Hegseth’s prayers have been answered, over and over, in the Caribbean. U.S. Military Kills 4 People in Boat Strike.

+ A Peace of Work: “I read a story today that I’m desperate to make a deal. I’m the opposite of desperate. I don’t care.” And with that, here’s the latest on the Iran war and what may or may not be peace talks that may or may not be happening. Trump may not care, but you can bet Zelensky does. Pentagon considers diverting Ukraine military aid to the Middle East. This would be more good news for Putin. Meanwhile ... Russia sends drones to Iran according to Western intelligence.

+ Error Port: “While a traveler’s struggle to stay sane in a crowded airport is not for the weak-willed, it doesn’t compare to the hardships facing agents trying to pay bills and feed a family without a regular paycheck for six weeks and counting. Some have been sleeping in their cars at the airport to save on gas. Others have lost child care. Some face eviction.” And in a uniquely 2026 irony, the suffering TSA agents are being replaced by ICE (the organization at the heart of the Congressional TSA funding standoff). WaPo (Gift Article): A new nightmare awaits Americans at the airport. “Immigration agents with little public trust and training add to stress of flying for Americans.” Meanwhile, travelers flock to Clear security app to bypass TSA lines amid US airport chaos.

+ Crime Pays: “The Justice Department has settled for roughly $1.2 million a lawsuit from Michael Flynn, the former national security adviser to President Donald Trump who pleaded guiltyduring the Republican’s first term to lying to the FBI about his conversations with a top Russian diplomat and was later pardoned.”

+ Fitness Test: “The International Olympic Committee has barred transgender athletes from competing in the women’s category of the Olympics and said that all participants in those events must undergo genetic testing.”

+ A Sure Thing Bet: “Indeed, why not let people gamble on whether there will be a famine in Gaza? The market logic is cold and simple: More bets means more information, and more informational volume is more efficiency in the marketplace of all future happenings. But from another perspective—let’s call it, baseline morality?—the transformation of a famine into a windfall event for prescient bettors seems so grotesque as to require no elaboration.” Derek Thompson: We Haven’t Seen the Worst of What Gambling and Prediction Markets Will Do to America.

+ Let’s Chill For a Second: “Carlos Osorio, a photojournalist with Reuters, recently traveled to Canada’s northern reaches to document military exercises, daily life, robotic testing, wildlife, and more.” Scenes From the Canadian Arctic.

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Bottom of the News

“For nearly 50 years, the Annapolis Oyster Roast & Sock Burning has marked the long-awaited return of warmer days to the East Coast boating hub — and time for sailing season to begin again.” Decades ago, a Maryland sailor burned his winter socks. Now it’s a spring tradition.

+ Damaged church floor may have revealed the grave of the fourth musketeer.