After reading your Barbie article, I’m reminded of this gem from The Onion: “Headless Barbie Found In Shallow Shoebox Grave” published September 16, 1998.
When my children were pretty young, they frequently played under the dining room table. For this Barbie incident, I was in the kitchen, so nearby and in hearing range. When the silence landed and stretched out, I stepped into the dining room to see what was happening. They had Barbie tied up to the table leg and told me, “That’s Bob the Barbie. He’s a serial killer.” 😳 😂
After reading your Barbie article, I’m reminded of this gem from The Onion: “Headless Barbie Found In Shallow Shoebox Grave” published September 16, 1998.
When my children were pretty young, they frequently played under the dining room table. For this Barbie incident, I was in the kitchen, so nearby and in hearing range. When the silence landed and stretched out, I stepped into the dining room to see what was happening. They had Barbie tied up to the table leg and told me, “That’s Bob the Barbie. He’s a serial killer.” 😳 😂