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The Melting Goes to Pot

The Shock of Awe

Don't Cut the Cheese

Candles in the Wind

Walt, Alt, and Cultural Gestalt

The Highway to Helvetica

The Statehouse Always Wins

You'll Come Around

Tentpole Position

A Shoutout to My X

Murder, He Wrought

A Coffer You Can't Refuse

In Pod We Trust

Playing with House Money

Hack and the Bean Stalk

Files and Tribulations

Ostrich Trip Switch

Don't Whistle Past This Graveyard

Dem the Torpedoes

The Misguilded Age

The Donald McDonald Election

This Must Be the Place

The Halfs and the Halfs Not

The Democracy Chainsaw Massacre

King of the Hill of Beans

Smoke and Mirrors

An Order of Magnitude

Snap Crackles, Markets Pop

All Bets Are On

The Circular File

Towering Inferno

Power is Knowledge

Red, White, and Code Blue

Force Field of Dreams

And They're Off...

Justice Just Isn't

All Talk and No Trousers

Does Anybody Remember Laughter?

Battle Him of the Republic

Fire in the Whole

The Jimmy Kimmel Test

Right Under Your Nose

Killer Instincts

It's Not Docket Science

The Gestalt of Our Stars

SEALed With a Miss

Deere in the Headlights

Xi Loves Me Not

Honey, I Shrunk the Country

Hitting the John

Performance Anxiety

Burger and the King

Garbage In, Garbage Out

The Art of the Schlemiel

Motion Sickness

A Drinking Problem

Another One Bites the Dust

Full of Bull Market

When it Reigns, It Poors

The Bullying Pulpit

A Drinking Problem

Hazardous Material

Sound Familiar?

Tyrant-o-Saurus Rex

Let Them Eat Nothing

Naturalized Selection

A Grower Not a Show-er

Full Court Press

The Missing Link

Peace Through All-Caps

A Shot in the Dark

I Know You Are, But What Am I?

You've Been Warned

Indecent Exposure

Out In the Street

Losing the Plot

Who Was That Masked Man?

Reap What They Sew

The Thirst Trap

Silent But Deadly

Seasonal Effectiveness Disorder

Ace in the Hole

What Elon Strange Trip It's Been

Let's Blow This Taco Stand

Insert Coin Here

A Ghost in the Machine

Waxing Brazilian

The Tech Placebo

Can You Dig It?

Newark, We Have Problem

Fall of the Romaine Empire

The Sky is Falling

Warren's Commission

In Abroad Daylight

The Puck Stops Here

Will the Ship Hit the Fan?

You Had Me At Hello

Gen Z is Lowkey Delulu

The Hour is Getting Late

Falling on Def Ears

The Pontiff and the Pontificator

Existential 'Dred

The Founding Father

American Acceptionalism

Meanwhile, Back at the Branch

Autoeconomic Asphyxiation

Bored Into Your Brains

Opening Up a Can of Whoop-Asset

Who Cut the Cheese?

It's Time to Floor It

The Creation Myth

Indecent Exposure

Not Safe for Work

Atlantic Gets Specific

Fear and Loathing in America

Law of Diminishing Returns

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Of Biblical Proportions

A Method to the Madness

You Cannot Be Serious

Slow Times at Ridgemont High

We Talkin’ About Practice?

Going to the Mattresses

Longly is the New Bigly

Crème de la Kremlin

Go Jeff Yourself

See a Man About a Doge

It's Fun to Stay at the M.A.G.A.

The New Whirled Order

Murdoch, He Wrote

Too Legit Not to Quit

Congratulations, Measles!

The Land of Nod

U-haul of Mirrors

Murder Most Fowl

Protection Racket

Good Times, Bad Times

Vice Principles

Aircraft Collision

Grade Expectations

The Bucks Stop Here

Citrus Squeezer

Welcome to Heil

For Whom the Bell Scrolls

Unfollow the Money

Secs and Balances

The Empire's New Clothes

The Line of Fire

Go Fact Yourself

America is Certifiable

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